12 Great Cracker Jokes for Geeks


Merry Christmas everybody…Phew…What a year 2016 was for Noodle Live. We’ve been a busy bunch.

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Yep. No wonder we need a bit of a rest and some mince pies over the holidays. We hope you’re all getting plenty of R&R too. While you’re at it, how about a bit of festive frivolity? Here are our favourite 12 jokes for geeks that beat any cracker jokes your Aunty Dorris can recite.

.com all ye faithful and join us for some jokes so nerdy they could join us for the Dungeons and Dragons conference (we’re hoping they could anway – we don’t want to go alone again):

How do NASA organise their Christmas party?
They planet


What happened to Santa when he went on Tinder?
He pulled a cracker

Why don’t people like Apple Mac’s new Christmas calendars?
They don’t have any windows.


Santa only ever eats 0.5 of the biscuits you leave for him.
He can’t see the point in whole numbers.

We tried to explain our Christmas jokes to a cleptomaniac.
He didn’t understand them. He always takes things literally.


A monk approaches the buffet at his Christmas party.
He asks “Can you make me one with everything?”

Someone stole my secret santa present. It was a copy of Microsoft Office.
I will find you. You have my Word.

Helium walks into the Christmas party and orders a beer.
The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.”
Helium doesn’t react.


My math teacher said my present was average.
That’s just mean.

Some Romans are having a Christmas party.
One Roman asks for a Martinus.
“You mean a Martini?” says the bartender
The Roman replies “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it.


There are two types of Christmas elves:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 

How does Darth Vader like his Christmas Turkey?
On the dark side

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